Internetional Pirates Day

Episode 6: Invisible, With Liberty and Justice for All

Avast ye Sea Dogs and Wenches all, Are you tired of being called

Scalawags and Scurvy Scum, by land-lub-er dot coms

Have you been called the scourge of the world wide web just because you occasionally plunder an internet music video or two? Have you been marooned on a desert island, cut off from your favorite entertainment USB ports of call just for pillaging the latest blockbuster movie from some multi-billion dollar film studio?

Well batten down your hatches and row your skiff to me, Pirate Captain Black Captcha! Join my crew and become what you’ve always been, an Internet-ional Pirate! Under my Jolly Roger, we’ll sail the seven CPUs and download our favorite copyright protected looty booty from the web and never pay for it! That’s right, it’s a mutiny against those landlubber dot coms who think they can charge us whatever they want just because they own the intellectual rights!

Aye, on our ship, every day will be a cyber Monday that doesn’t make Jeff Bezoz rich! So just bury your crypto treasure and X-mark the spot. As an Internet-ional Pirate you’ll be singing shanties for the rest of your life! Of course, you’ll never be able to show your face on Facebook again, but hey, that’s the price of being a web pirate! Oh, and did I mention, you’ll get your own parrot? So don’t delay, become an internet-ional pirate today! Thar she blows!

(Singing)
Yes, I am, your pirate king, join my crew, and you will sing

Shanties and plunder your favorite sites, It’s our Internet-ional, pirate rights!

Internetional Pirate’s Day

Is Chatty, the AI in question, really alive?

Episode 20: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Court

Watch as Roughy T. Flyingfish discusses the viability of AI as a sentient being in the context of Season 3.14, Episode 20, A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Court, and the claim that Chatty, the AI in question, is actually alive.

Your Honor, unlike the emancipation of plants and animals, AI is nothing more than systems, code if you will, or cod if you won’t, but I digress… created by naturally sentient beings for the use by those beings. Ergo, there is no difference between Chatty and an automatic coffee maker. I’ll have mine with cream and sugar by the way.

Bevsfordt’s Enigma Translation App

Episode 20: A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to Court

Watch one of your favorite scientists sing about the latest phone app.

In need of a translation, to a riddle or code?
Enigma has the answer
To the question that you hold
Enigma has the answer
A scroll to decipher, something to unlock
Enigma is the key
To the pesky Pandora’s box
Do you have a cipher to decipher? A scroll to translate? Perhaps a puzzle box to open. It’s never too late. Let us analyze your data. Our database is huge. We’ll help you solve the problem. The mystery you bemused. Bevsfordt’s Enigma Translation App is exactly what you need. Let our AI work for you.