Little Green Eggs and Men

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Every Whoover down in Whoovers Mill, New Jersey loved Hallowe’en a lot.
But the Martians who lived up on Mars, they did not.
…
Faboo forays, baboo borays
Hello, Hallowed Hallowe’en
Faboo forays, baboo borays
Hello to the chance to scream
Welcome, welcome, scarey costumes
Welcome, welcome, witches on brooms
Hallowe’en is here with frights
To keep us up for many nights!
…
If you want to evade an alien invasion be wise
And heed the lesson learned from that mechanical guy
And always, I mean always, give out your candy full size!

Episode 1: Little Green Eggs and Men – Complete Episode

Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur

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Giving thanks at this time of the year is so passé. Why give thanks for something that is out of your control… Here at Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur, we specialize in helping you appreciate your own power to control… well … everything. Whether it is the father/daughter team you specifically told to stay out of the Magic Roundabout, or Aliens using humans as game pieces in a session of D&D, or an AI trying to murder the murders at a dinner party. Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur is what you need to make a bad situation worse.

Remember when you thought that you
Were leader of the Universe
And now they say that you are a jerk?
Well,
Two heads you thought would make you smart
You stole a ship that has a heart
Without a towel I think we’ll call you Dirk
And,

Side effects include believing you are a celebrity, an historical figure, or a deity. It is quite often found in people also diagnosed with schizophrenia or narcissistic personality disorder or even those with an over active imagination, but never those who have a lack of imagination. If you or someone you know is experiencing these delusions, it is important to seek professional medical or psychiatric help. Simply message us here at Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur. We have teams standing by to pick you up.

They’re coming to take you away, HaHa
They’re coming to take to away, HoHo,
And off you go
To the ROACH Hotel where constellations mark the doors
And Lava spreads where once were floors
And ghostly voices tell you more
Than you ever wanted to know
HaHa

Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur is the best way to resolve those holiday blues. After all, it isn’t a delusion if the Universe really does revolve around you.

Episode 4: The Guardrails of the Galaxy’s First Thanksgiving