Episode 1: Welcome to Thunder Gnome – Sponsored by “You Bet Your Life, Really!”
When is a game show, not a game show? That’s easy! It’s when you’re playing for keeps! That’s right everyone, introducing the new quiz show taking the world by storm – like a blizzard – or a hurricane! It’s the show where your life’s on the line! And what do we call it? Oh sorry, you missed it! We call our show, “You Bet Your Life, Really!” and that’s just what you’ll do! And the rules are simple. You answer life’s toughest questions! And you get how many tries? Oh sorry, you missed again! The answer is three! One more miss and you know what happens? Oh sorry, you lose! Join us each week as our unsuspecting contestants play for real, “You Bet Your Life, Really!” – A Benefactor’s Reality Television Production.
Episode 2: The Jersey Devil – Sponsored by “Ms. Rat Band”
Trapped in a maze? Not sure which turn to take. Does this strike a note? Then Ms Rat Band is the game show for you. Race against other contestants, race against time, race against that insatiable need for food or to escape your imprisonment. Whatever the reason, Ms Rat Band will fill that void. Just like a full measure rest between two forte measures of cymbal crashes and orchestrational swells, Ms Rat Band is full of moments when you don’t know which way to turn, or what is next. Ms Rat Band, simply enter the maze and pick up instruments on your way to the center stage and your musical debut. Critics and would-be fans alike, wait on your arrival in hopes of a concert unmatched since Taylor Swift’s Eras Tour. Travel the maze of the music industry with the promise of stardom waiting for you. Ms Rat Band, the first game show (besides American Idol, America’s Got Talent, and the Voice) where the winner gets the show biz contract of a lifetime. MRB, look for us coming to a labyrinth near you.
Episode 3: The Diner Cornucopious – Sponsored by “Are You Smarter Than Your Clone?!”
When is a Game show not just a Game show? When it’s a Reality show, of course! And when is a Reality show not just a Reality show? When it’s a Game show, of course! And thanks to BTN, that’s the Benefactor’s Television Network, we are bringing you the best of both! Premiering next week, our new competition series: “Are You Smarter Than Your Clone?!” That’s right, we clone you to create a panel of five yous that you then compete against to prove you are the smartest, to win life changing cash and prizes! We’ll pay off your house and car. We’ll give you a big raise at your job, arrange a divorce if needed and sign you up to our exclusive dating app filled with billionaires only! And if you lose to one of your clones? Well, we put you out to pasture and they get to take over your life which with them being smarter will make things better for everyone! So, join us starting next week for the game show where you play against the perfect opponents – you! “Are You Smarter Than Your Clone?!” Thanks BTN, you’ve done it again!
