Episode 1: “Little Green Eggs and Men” – Sponsored by Amoeba Spa

It’s alive, it’s alive! (like himself) The first resort hotel that is an actual living organism! Book your tastefully decorated cellular room today at Amoeba Spa and Casino, found on the outskirts of the Omega Nebula. Comfy rest sacs, unlimited cocktails synthesized in the Osmosis Lounge and 24 hour buffets in the Proteus Cafe are just some of the most popular features we offer. But the best thing about Amoeba Spa and Casino is the fact that as a living, breathing creature, it is always growing, which means we always have a vacancy available for you. Come and stay with us and we’ll absorb all your cares and woes and who knows, once you find your place, you might never leave! Amoeba Spa and Casino, Once you’re here, it’ll grow on you!

Episode 2:”No Longer Supported” – Sponsored by Oogie Boogie’s Candy Crush

Now that Halloween has come and gone, do you find yourself struggling with a ton of leftover candy? You gave out all you could but those bratty kids only wanted full size candy bars and not the fun size bargain bag you got from the Dollar General.
You could take it to the office and dump it in the breakroom but now that you’re working from home, the breakroom is your kitchen.
Introducing Oogie Boogie’s Candy Crush. The OBCC takes your sack of sweets and converts it into your very own Oogie Boogie doll. It dances and sings, and will entertain your children for hours. No batteries required, just put it down in front of your children and let the fun begin. You say you don’t have children. Not to fret, it is also animal appropriate. Simply lock it in a room with any pet you spouse brought home and that pesky pet will find a way out, never to be seen again.
Warning! Do not use the Oogie Boogie doll within 30 days of Christmas. Side effects include Oogie Boogie kidnaping and torturing Santa. We highly recommend locking it away into a dark, dark basement unless you really, really, need to unleash it.
Oogie Boogie’s Candy Crush. Found on the dusty shelf of a forgotten second hand surplus store near your.