Episode 1: “Little Green Eggs and Men” – Sponsored by Amoeba Spa

It’s alive, it’s alive! (like himself) The first resort hotel that is an actual living organism! Book your tastefully decorated cellular room today at Amoeba Spa and Casino, found on the outskirts of the Omega Nebula. Comfy rest sacs, unlimited cocktails synthesized in the Osmosis Lounge and 24 hour buffets in the Proteus Cafe are just some of the most popular features we offer. But the best thing about Amoeba Spa and Casino is the fact that as a living, breathing creature, it is always growing, which means we always have a vacancy available for you. Come and stay with us and we’ll absorb all your cares and woes and who knows, once you find your place, you might never leave! Amoeba Spa and Casino, Once you’re here, it’ll grow on you!

Episode 2: “No Longer Supported” – Sponsored by Oogie Boogie’s Candy Crush

Now that Halloween has come and gone, do you find yourself struggling with a ton of leftover candy? You gave out all you could but those bratty kids only wanted full size candy bars and not the fun size bargain bag you got from the Dollar General.
You could take it to the office and dump it in the breakroom but now that you’re working from home, the breakroom is your kitchen.
Introducing Oogie Boogie’s Candy Crush. The OBCC takes your sack of sweets and converts it into your very own Oogie Boogie doll. It dances and sings, and will entertain your children for hours. No batteries required, just put it down in front of your children and let the fun begin. You say you don’t have children. Not to fret, it is also animal appropriate. Simply lock it in a room with any pet you spouse brought home and that pesky pet will find a way out, never to be seen again.
Warning! Do not use the Oogie Boogie doll within 30 days of Christmas. Side effects include Oogie Boogie kidnaping and torturing Santa. We highly recommend locking it away into a dark, dark basement unless you really, really, need to unleash it.
Oogie Boogie’s Candy Crush. Found on the dusty shelf of a forgotten second hand surplus store near your.

Episode 4: “The Guardrails First Thanksgiving” – Sponsored by Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur

Giving thanks at this time of the year is so passé. Why give thanks for something that is out of your control… Here at Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur, we specialize in helping you appreciate your own power to control… well … everything. Whether it is the father/daughter team you specifically told to stay out of the Magic Roundabout, or Aliens using humans as game pieces in a session of D&D, or an AI trying to murder the murders at a dinner party. Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur is what you need to make a bad situation worse.

Remember when you thought that you
Were leader of the Universe
And now they say that you are a jerk?
Well,
Two heads you thought would make you smart
You stole a ship that has a heart
Without a towel I think we’ll call you Dirk
And,

Side effects include believing you are a celebrity, an historical figure, or a deity. It is quite often found in people also diagnosed with schizophrenia or narcissistic personality disorder or even those with an over active imagination, but never those who have a lack of imagination. If you or someone you know is experiencing these delusions, it is important to seek professional medical or psychiatric help. Simply message us here at Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur. We have teams standing by to pick you up.

They’re coming to take you away, HaHa
They’re coming to take to away, HoHo,
And off you go
To the ROACH Hotel where constellations mark the doors
And Lava spreads where once were floors
And ghostly voices tell you more
Than you ever wanted to know
HaHa

Bevsfordt’s Delusion of Grandeur is the best way to resolve those holiday blues. After all, it isn’t a delusion if the Universe really does revolve around you.

Episode 5: “Christmas Dreaming” – Sponsored by Time De-tarnisher from Beckett Industries

Have you ever searched for just the perfect souvenir while time traveling only to arrive home with it to find that it has lost its luster? The shine and patina on your purchase ends up being attacked by time travel tarnish.

Don’t let time travel tarnish impact your purchases anymore. All you need is a canister of Time De-tarnisher from Beckett Industries and one of our time travel pouches. To completely ward off time travel tarnish, it is simple; take your object and spray our time travel detarnisher on it, insert it into the bag and seal it shut.

You will be completely satisfied with your experience using time travel detarnisher or your 88 microcredits will be returned. Before your next quantum leap through time, get your own canister of detarnisher and protect all your purchases from the devastating effects of time.

Beckett Industries striving to serve all of your time travel needs. Happy time travels.

Episode 6: “A Day with Two Faces” – Sponsored by Bevsfordt’s Calculated Cocoa Life Chocolates!

My mama used to say, ‘Life is like a box of chocolates.’ But now I am here to say ‘she was wrong.’ Because now, thanks to Bevsfordt’s Calculated Cocoa Company, Life IS a Box of Chocolates!
That’s right, now Life is a box of premium chocolate treats made especially for you! And just how many chocolates do you get? Well, it all depends on how old you’re gonna be when you die! Here at Bevsfordt’s Calculated Cocoa Company we used the latest Time Transportal technologies to figure out just how many years are in your time line and fashion a custom box of our mouthwatering chocolates with exactly that many candies in it! But there’s more! Since this box represents your entire life, the individual truffles inside should do the very same thing. So each piece of our delicious candy is filled with the exact ingredients you have poured into your entire existence. Sure there are plenty of wonderful experiences – graduations, little league ballgames, falling in love for the first time! You’ll find all those sweet moments in your box of Life Chocolates. But that’s not all. Do the lies you tell on a daily basis taste bitter? Well just wait till you taste our ‘Karamel Karma Delight’. You’ll be gagging in no time. But don’t order yet – the best is yet to come! Buy a box of Life Premium Chocolates and you’ll also get a head’s up on just how many years you’ve got left which could be pretty depressing, but that’s okay, just have another chocolate! That’s why they’re here! So, run Forrest, run! And place your order today for a box of Bevsfordt’s Calculated Cocoa Life Chocolates! Before it’s… too late!