The Duckling Inquisition

No one expects the Duckling Inquisition. Our chief weapon is surprise… surprise and fear… fear and surprise… our two weapons are fear and surprise… and ruthless efficiency… Our three weapons are fear, surprise, ruthless efficiency… and an almost fanatical devotion to migratory waterfowl.
We’ll come in again. No one expects the duckling inquisition. Our chief weapons are blah, blah, blah, blah.
Cardinal Web Foot, read the charges…
He’s quacking like a duck!
A duck?! Well… a dollop of Bevsford’s Mallard Marmalade will solve that. That’s it! Our new chief weapon is Bevsfordt’s Mallard Marmalade. Now it’s time to leave.
Hah, they won’t expect that!

Season 2.0 Episode 3 – D&D