
Episode 1: Welcome to Thunder Gnome
A tale from Tjorn from planet Noordag about a trade mission with Earth’s Vikings and an impromptu hunt for a Drogan.

Episode 2: The Jersey Devil
An expedition with Professor Pear and their driver Mac, brings our narrator face to face with a Byakhee. This first installment sets up the adventure for Curdy and SALI and Space Croutons listeners everywhere.

Episode 3: The Diner Conrucopious
Curdy and SALI are headed to Curdy’s Dad’s place for Thanksgiving. But car problems with Van Helsing bring them to a roadside diner while a mechanic checks things out. Here they find a few new friends willing to share just what they are thankful for.

Episode 4: The Jersey Devil Pt2
“The Jersey Devil, Pt 2” is a continuation of the search for the Jersey Devil! A tale which has made its way to Curdy and SALI for our listeners’ benefit throughout the galaxy. After a quick recap from Curdy, our narrator recounts what happens when his team arrives at the deserted house in the Pine Barrens.

Episode 5: Old Carols, New Tricks!
Space Croutons is starting a new holiday tradition of Caroling door to door. But when they do it, strange things are happening at each house! Come along and even sing along if you are so inclined!

Episode 6: Seiver’s Selfless Driving Car!
Is it the car that makes you do the right thing? Is it just an auto with control issues? Or could it be the driver’s sub-conscience? These are the questions facing Seiver and his brother Trelen as they tell Space Croutons about the hand-me down car gifted by their great-grandmother. Supported by facts? Stranger than fiction? These are the questions for Curdy and his listeners as they’re driven through the ups and downs, the twists and turns, along the highways and byways of today’s tale.

Episode 7: Feud DeFamilia!
Come along with Curdy and SALI as they see the latest game show on TV today. Straight from Kepler-238, which is only 5867 light years from earth and located in the constellation of Lyra, the Keplerites bring us Fued DeFamilia! Join us and see that it takes all kinds of families to make up the universe.

Episode 8: Night of the Grampire
SALI’s new Premonotion App brings our intrepid adventurers a story from the Vampire Bozi from the planet Ababo. And it contains a few surprises for Curdy and our listeners.

Episode 9: The Breaking News
A mysterious man is doing things to help others, which is very strange in some worlds. What is his motive? Is there a hidden agenda? Join the investigative journalist tracking this breaking story along as he presents it to Curdy and SALI and the whole Space Croutons podience.

Episode 10: Lego My Leg Bro
So, what’s the latest Space Croutons buzz? Well with Season 5 Episode 10 “Lego My Leg Bro!” posting tomorrow, this is what you’ll hear: Curdy can’t find his socks and SALI is still giving off a poet-laureate vibe but they still have time for a new story. This time, Trelen is back with a tale about a school project that yielded some surprising results regarding the familiar toy blocks that kids play with.

Episode 11: Who’s On Furz?
“Better silly than sorry!” SALI has picked up a mysterious communique from somewhere deep in space that would appear to be an alien discussion of an invasion plan for a group of planets far, far away. Ever the Boy Scout, Curdy wants to make sure we’re all prepared, just in case they head our way and decides the truth that’s out there must be heard by the Space Croutons podience.

Episode 12: Prospiracies
An investigative reporter reaches out to Space Croutons with a pretty strange situation. Are Conspiracy theories actually coming true? Listen along with Curdy and SALI as he tells them about the new conspiracy group ‘Prospiracies.’
Space Croutons Season 5: Theme Song
We have launched the fifth season of our podcast, “Space Croutons” and to celebrate, we gleefully present the new theme song for Space Croutons Season 5.0! Join us and sing along.
Space Croutons… Curdy!
Space Croutons… SALI!
Space Croutons… Seiver!
Space Croutons… Sigourney. Sigourney?
We’re not just part of some salad
Now listen to this ballad
We’ve seemed to arrive
All the way to season 5
Space Croutons has been around
Now we’re homeward bound
Give us the countdown
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Space Croutons… Curdy!
Space Croutons… SALI!
Space Croutons… Seiver!
Space Croutons… Sigourney - Weaver. Who?
So don’t just sit and scoff
Season 5.-O’s ready for takeoff
Here to show wrong from right
Share with you the true light
Even though things might be tight
You’re future’s bright as long as our writers can write
Now give us the countdown
5, 4, 3, 2, 1
Space Croutons… Curdy!
Space Croutons… SALI!
Space Croutons… Seiver!
Space Croutons… You know, Alien! I’ll give you Alien
Space croutons again and again
No matter where, no matter when
There to be found
The legendary, renowned
So let’s count up.
Season 1, 2, 3, 4, 5.O
Here we Go!
Space Croutons… Curdy!
Space Croutons… SALI!
Space Croutons… Seiver!
Space Croutons… Because in space, no one can hear you sing! Whitney Houston, we have a problem…